If tribbles were real I would have one as a pet. He would reproduce and than I would seal them 1$ a piece. I would name my tribble Bally
To keep tribble population shooting up, I would give my tribble some silicon trilithium and sodium chloride
to keep someone from desterilizing the tribble the government would pass a law that would keep people from having more than 1 tribble per person.
:)
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